theycallmethemoose:

imanerdidontcare:

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I mean, look how quickly the expression changes from “Gotta fix my hair” to “I’m a badass with a gun and I’ll shoot you dead, mother fucker.”

Oh my god Sam what are you even doing

(via thatbeme)

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

(via aphgreenland)

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via spideyportals)

contagiouswillow:

U know ur fucked when u finally see who the asshole/dirtbag/ villain of a show is and ur first reaction is like

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(via asimplesardine)

punwitch:

4417:

wtf

ftw

tfw

folks you are consuming recycled memes

100% sustainable meming. Green Memes

(via octodadofficial)

sebastiandebeste:

*sees friend get canon url of their favorite character*

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(via gravebound)

qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

(Source: gg-ll, via lawnegbert)

drinking tea and eating tomato soup at the same time is not one of my best ideas

a-spoon-is-born:

underhuntressmoon:

johnnyxtreason:

i am giggling uncontrollably (in public) at my strong fucking desire to call someone a “Napoopan Totallatot”

"DOOD"

A BIB A TOOT

(Source: opus-diaboli, via intrinsicinfinity)

bonaventure-:

what if in full metal alchemist instead of putting the little brother in a robot they put him into a plate of noodles and they called him alfredo just to be a dick and everynight he cried into his fettucine whispering “my name is alphonse” 

(via oikawa69)

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

(via quillernight)

#FAV

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

(via quillernight)

ibukitten:

satonaak:

Whats cooler than being cool?

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