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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

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theboyvvithoutasoul asked:
what if people were angler fish, how do u think the standards of beauty would change. would there still be racism. this is an absolutely important question

officialsheogorath:

ive been thinking about this all day and i still dont know what to tell you. why do you want to know are you planning on turning everyone into an angler fish 

[sweats nervously]


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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

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55,140 notes   -   Posted 1 hour ago

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: homestuck has been on hiatus for over half a year
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509 notes   -   Posted 1 hour ago

do you ever look at someone youre following and u dont know who the heck they are or why you followed them in the first place, like wtf where u come from


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astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….
…….
….
what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”



sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

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hibrid56:

sick move

hibrid56:

sick move

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thesunshineprince:

thevirginwinchester:

mishawinsexster:

these two have stopped the apocalypse like 4 times and it is this easy to casually sneak up behind and taze them

Okay, but like, the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Like there’s the obivous: their fucking faces. But then Sam’s gunshot? Like what were you trying to shoot, Sam? And then he just collapses dramatically like, ‘Why, gun?? You have failed me.’ 

and then there’s dean who’s just like “neeghhh I have accepted my fate”

thesunshineprince:

thevirginwinchester:

mishawinsexster:

these two have stopped the apocalypse like 4 times and it is this easy to casually sneak up behind and taze them

Okay, but like, the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Like there’s the obivous: their fucking faces. But then Sam’s gunshot? Like what were you trying to shoot, Sam? And then he just collapses dramatically like, ‘Why, gun?? You have failed me.’ 

and then there’s dean who’s just like “neeghhh I have accepted my fate”

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